piss off germany and austria

10 ways to piss of germany and austria

1. take germany's porn collection and replace it with pokemon stuff

2. take all their underwear and cut out a hole in each one and patch them up with the hole you cut out in the others underwear

3.pay people to have sex on austria's piano

4.steal germany's wallet and than invite him out to dinner at a very expensive place and offer to pay. THAN invite russia and give him the wallet before hand and when he gets there say you have to go to the bathroom leaving them alone. once you get to the bathroom sneak out the window. When you get home tell germany that the italian mafia/romano kidnapped you and forced you to tell them the secret location of his porn colection

5. replace all of austria's music sheets with cutouts from germany's porn collection over the notes to cause mass confusion.

6.invite italy and his brother over for a all night slumber party (you can take prussia also)

7. steal germany's beer and give it to prussia

8. have sex with italy on the front porch (note this will piss bolth of them off so doubble the points!!)

9. make austria go shopping with you and try on everything you see and ask his opinion

10.randomly grab germany's balls